Liam knows what we want. (non of the images above belong to me.)
save money by not paying your bills
Louis: If you could describe this show in 23 words, Liam, off the cuff right now, what the hell would you say?
Liam: Chicago, you guys are the best people ever known to grace this wonderful planet. I am crazy in love with all of you.
I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”
BEST GRANDMA STORY
Bob Marley + Donisha Prendergast (granddaughter)
sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit
i need to get fucked by something other than my life
180 thousand notes and guess who still hasn’t gotten laid
Be wary of those who apologize for how you feel instead of apologizing for what they did to you
*adds something to snapchat story to make it look like i have a life*
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents
I never noticed this.