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anxious-children:

methlaboratories:

CAN I GET A HELL YEAH IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE AND YOU DON’T GET ENOUGH SLEEP

HELL YEAH

i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

vvorldwideweb:

foodtrucker:

*concert voice* so how is everyone doing tonight!!

*from the back of the room* ok how are u

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

circumcisions:

EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT WHATEVER JUNK FOOD YOU WANT!!!!!!!!! GO VEGAN!!!!!!! BE VEGETARIAN!!!!!! ONLY EAT MEAT IF THATS WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOOD IS GOOD!!!!! FOOD IS FANTASTIC!!!!!! FOOD IS THE BEST THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EAT WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY!!!!!!!!! FUCK NUTRITIONAL VALUES EAT THREE WHOLE DAMN CAKES IN ONE DAY IF THATS WHAT YOU PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dinofarts:

an-egg:

yeah I speak Chinese

凵𠂆 𠂎丹丫

well fuck I’m chinese and I stared at this for about ten minutes before I got it

meowrailsprite:

animatedcatastrophe:

I JUST GOOGLED WHAT CAUSES PERIOD PAINS AND APPARENTLY IT’S BECAUSE THE UTERUS CONTRACTS AND THAT CUTS OFF THE FUCKING BLOOD SUPPLY 

PEOPLE WITH PERIOD PAINS ARE LITERALLY FEELING THEIR UTERUS TRYING TO KILL ITSELF 

hello yes 911 this is an emergency my uterus is trying to kill itself

hickish:

"they’re your family you have to love them"

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teen-heat:

why do advertisers sexualize female m&ms

why do advertisers assign gender to m&ms

kldzbop:

if you say “give me a minute” and somebody starts counting seconds please feel free to punch them

kidswithhats:

when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet

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azizansafari:


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WHERES HIS ASS

azizansafari:

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WHERES HIS ASS